MMR

For some completely unknown and obscure reason, I have suddenly lost all interest in the idea of being a smarmy right-wing teenager and have decided to become a smarmy left-wing teenager In fact, an extreme left-wing teenager. I used to have mad love for the Conservative party and would defend them to my death. But suddenly I've become a supporter of the most left-wing party in Britain.

What does this have to do with MMR? Not much now, but it will. Why do I always start paragraph two with a rhetorical question? For effect. Anyay, MMR. The 'one size fits all' vaccine that is given to children at birth so as to stop them getting measels, mumps or rubella. Good job world, you've made giving vaccines a lot easier, you all deserve medals saying positive messages.

Well no you fecking don't!!

I was born amidst a 'crisis' in Britain. Several children (whose mothers were over 35 at their birth) had become autistic after getting the MMR. I was imeddiately pulled out and wasn't vaccinated. Then the next time the same happened and I was pulled out again. So I never received the injection because I fell into this category. I also showed early signs of autism and getting the MMR was not a good plan.

Today I went to "The North" and had a nice woman stick a needle in me. Then I was told I could go. "Hold on a second" says anyone reading this with an IQ over 12 - "why didn't you have it done nearer?" Well because of the NHS and our government. That's why people. Because they don't want people having seperate injections: Me and the family had to drive about 150 miles to the north and then pay £100 to have a very kind woman stick a needle full of disease into my arm. Then I just left.

Thanks to the nice people at 10 Downing Street, I can't get the measles jab in my area. They think that it is coincidental that children who are born when their mothers are over 35 seem to get autism in higher numbers than children who are born when their mothers were under 35. Because of this, they've sent all incoming mumps vaccines to the NHS to put into MMR jabs instead of the single vaccine.

Governments lie. It's a simple fact of life. The people who we elect and trust to lead our country lie and cheat, using our tax mon- wait, I'll save that one for next time.

In short. I'm a socialist who is pissed off at our free healthcare system. Hypocrisy is a beautiful thing.

-Steve